The things people say!

Doc to nurse: pt wanted rx for kick stand......So I wrote for a Viagra script for him. Pt 66 yo with CAD, hummm I wonder what's next in his future.

Pt to nurse: Can you put my IV in this arm? Why? Cause I had to leave the other hospital cause they ain't going do my surgery. Why? Cause all your test are normal maam!

Pt to nurse: I'm allergic to Reglan, Morphine, Tordal, Stadol, Dilaudid, Phenergan, Benadryl, blah blah. Nurse: Sir what do doctors usually give you for your vomitting and pain. Zofran and Demerol. This was a really long case pain never moved from 10. Help!!!

Father to nurse of an adult, adult drunk by elevan am: So what you going to do for my son. Me: Uuuuhhh, what until he gets sober. Father: so what should I do while your waiting. Me: WAIT! You can wait in the room, in the car, in the cafe, in lobby...you can wait anywhere you would like Sir!

Pt to nurse: I can't breath, I can't breath! While his pulling out the NG tube! Er tech yells: Use the other nostril.


Nurse to family of 18yr chronic kidney stones: Push oral fluids to keep you well hydrated avoid caffiene products. 18yr: you mean I can drink extra beer! Father of patient: laughing out of control. Nurse: Whateva and a quick eye roll!

Mother to Nurse of 7 y/o: Where's my son, some man just took him for a xray? Nurse: Xray.... Er tech: why didn't you go with your son to xray. Mother: I didn't want radiation. Double WTH moment, I just shook my head and had nothing to say.

Nurse to Nurse: These cramps are killing me. Nurse #2: I got to give those up with chemo hehehe. Nurse #1: yeah but you gotta be available all 30 days, I can make this drag on for weeks. Nurse #2: Damn

Dr Workem to patient: your test are normal, I'm going to send you home with scripts blah blah. Patient: Why I still need pain medication. Dr: well.....hemhaw hemhaw.....let me see what I can do. 10 minutes later: Admit orders appear. Whateva!

Mother to adult child with dislocate knee cap: where was you suppose to be before you acted a fool and fell and broke your damn leg. And where's all your damn friends now....Oh I know at home in the damn bed where I'm suppose to be before your dumb ass was trying to do the electric slide in some damn flip flops on gravel with damn drink in your hand. And she wonders where she got it from.

Just another day at the Circus! Lots of clowns, animals, and hoops to jump through! Booyah!